Oh, no! It's Weiner's naked...

... torso. Please, make it stop. He went for the full Chris Lee!

To some other other woman.

So hum(a)iliating.

UPDATE at 2:12 Central Time: CNN is saying that Weiner will be making some kind of statement "from a Sheraton Hotel" in NYC at 4 ET.  My prediction — and you heard it here first! — is that he'll announce he's entering treatment for sex addiction. Possibly with a grim/stoical Huma Abedin at his side.